What’s With the Celebrity Couple Name?

Well, celebrity couple names are clearly reserved strictly for celebrities.  You’ve had some classic celebrity couple names such as Bennifer, Raeeke and Brangelina.  So why do we have one?  We’re obviously celebrities.  To prove this point, here is a picture that the paparazzi took of us at the beach.


It may look like we’re posing but we’re not.  We just stand like that sometimes.  This paparazzo caught us totally off guard and we hated him for it.  We love our privacy.  We love Hotel Del Coronado.  We love Coronado Beach.  We love our privacy at the Coronado Beach in front of the Hotel Del Coronado.  Shame on you, poopoofatzo.

It’s hard being celebrities.

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